The group called "LL Traffic Future" is the group to be in now to discuss the future of traffic in SL. Formed by the Lindens, the group is impossible to find in search/groups -- not because search is broken -- it isn't -- but because Lindens' server/database/power capacity is limited, and they recently borked search to make it not work on only one or two letters. So their own group's name is emblematic of the problem of search for many -- they can't find it. They find hundreds of groups with some of the words, and scroll and scroll...
Hint: use search/people for Jeska Linden and find her profile, and this group, and press on it and join off her profile link to the group. Then you can join.
The chat has been contentious, tumultuous, retarded, and totally SL-stupid in the way SL-stupid always is. It now represents only a tiny percentage of the user base, and an even tinier percent of business or land owners. A few loudmouths and special interests have joined. I'm one myself: I will fight very hard for the Lindens not to destroy the economy over this. Vote for keeping traffic just as it is here.
Now, the people in this group break down into "types" as follows:
o Widget WOMmer -- Usually an arrogant script kiddy or geek IT guy with a huge attitude and a huge heap of hate for commerce that he finds tacky or ugly. He has his little circle of buyers or customers for his scripting talents, and though he is merely a kind of Tupperware Party in Virtuality, he imagines he is the greatest gift to social media. He refuses to acknowledge anyone else's business model except Word of Mouth (WOM) could ever work, and even if it does, it is ugly and stupid and culturally inferior, like people who tote guns, believe in Jesus, and drive SUVs.
o Sappho Sex Clubber -- This club owner, often a lesbian or lifestyler who is not on the well-beaten porn track -- hates the fact that all those other sex clubs are beating her. She has 40,000 on her parcel by the natural method of just selling sex and dresses and friends, and she refuses to allow bots or camping as they are culturally inferior, resource dragging, and expensive. She is furious that other people get 100,000 camping by parking bots in the sky or under the earth, putting a handful of AFK pole dancers to work, and legions of campers scrubbing floors to empty rooms except maybe one guy from Raleigh, NC jerking off in the corner who hasn't heard yet that the *real* lesbians aren't *here* where it's all manginas; the real ones are over at Sapphos with the quality stuff.
o Desperate DJ -- This club owner, more mainstream but not in the A-list, currently has bots and campers. But he hates it. He can't look at himself in the mirror. He's here in the AA meeting of Second Life to confess his sins because he wants ALL bots and camping to be REMOVED so he never faces any competition. But since that isn't likely to ever happen, he wants traffic excised from Second Life like a cancer, so that he can thrive again without bots even, but just on the basis of friendship networks and good music.
o Presto Scripto Script Kiddy -- Presto thinks the world is his sandbox, he thinks bots should live and thrive, and if he can get away with draining a camp ground with his legion of bots, he will! He swarms around with the critters, fights for their rights, and is a good example why the few (arrogant coders) shouldn't run the many (all of us) with their programs (bots).
o RenFaire Rhianna -- Rhianna thinks commerce is icky. It's dirty and grubby and people should share and give to the planet. She makes lovely capes and gowns and has a small but loyal following that buys her wares on a themed RP sim. The sim doesn't need traffic because a rich former movie actress turned Second Life Socialist philanthropist is bankrolling the sim. Traffic would mean Other People who are often dark and ugly, especially in real life, and have cooking that smells, too, in real life. Rhianna wants everything to be Nice, and get rid of all the low-lifes who get in the way of the world being Better.
o Boutique HotnBot-hered Betty -- Betty cannot stop bots. They make her senseless with rage. The thought of inanimate beings that might spy on her having sex in her skybox are of course a horror, but the thought that they may suck out her soul when she's sleeping is a worse fear. She hates the idea that they may be nesting and replicating in the sky up there somewhere, because, well, that's evil (and who could disagree?) She has her little boutique with her little friends. She is "just in SL to have fun" and hates that people buy and sell stuff for real! What, don't they have lives or something! Betty can't really point to any actual bot sites. Well maybe this *one* with 100 people on it and only 12 girls dancing but she JUST KNOWS they are ALL OVER!
o Platform Platypus appears as a creature and bobs up and down annoyingly, lagging the sim with his avatar. He says SL is a platform with software, and people shouldn't be trying to make an "economy" out of it and "sell stuff" because it's just interesting but bug-filled code. He does sell some gadgets in his shop by buying a $100 ad in classifieds because as a rich IT guy, he makes scads of money, and this is a kind of passtime, even game. Why people think they can use SEO gimmicks like the Internet in SL just amuses him. Traffic should be removed. This will make camping disappear, and make the world safer for bots, but also make sure that there are less poor and stupid people in SL. Actually, come to think of it, the buy/sell interface should be removed because it's unnecessary, people can give each other gifts or use PayPal. Actually, why even have inventory, because a platypus needs no clothes. In fact, why not just fly around and chat indecipherably?
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