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Road Hog

Road Hog

This guy at a mall gave Dyerbrook a cool hog. After the purchase of a thong, he was ready for his grand opening appearance at Misty's Show and Tell. "Only at your events would a half-naked man appear on a motorcycle," says one patron. "I knew I would feel at home here," I said. Somebody called a Linden when a guy unleashed his tornado, and I had to tell the Linden that really, that was nothing, that the worst thing that had happened the whole time was that a nearly-naked man on a motorcycle had come and...sheesh newbies...they're impossible.

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