RENT ME

Are you a Big Business coming into Second Life looking to get eyeballs to interact with your brand, to say "play with me, don't sell me!".

Then I'm your man. I interact with dozens of residents of SL an hour, with clickthroughs on my profile constantly occuring as people look for rentals. With my controversial blog and dissident SL activities, I have one of the most looked-at profiles in Second Life!

For the right price, my precious Picks spot is yours : )

Comments

[caliandris]

Now you have moved into the wonderful world of commercial advertising, how much to get you to wear a t-shirt with "Read SLInsider" on the front? And how much extra to stand in Ahern for a couple of hours?

[Squeedoo S]

Darling, they're not going to come to you if you don't show some skin. :o

[Prokofy Neva]

I'm getting some inquiries and I haven't made up a price list yet -- I'll entertain any offers : )

Offers from companies that might cramp my freedom to dissent can't be seriously considered, but basically, I apply the same rules I do to my rental boxes: anybody of any lifestyle or payment status or RL or SL background may come and click on the box, pay it, and stay in a rental as long as they abide by the few simple rules, i.e. not going over the prim limit or putting up an ugly spinning box.

So what are the few rules for renting my Picks? One will be a requirement that I don't have to take off my clothes : )

I'll think up others as I go along : )

[Jellin Pico]

HAHAHA Every once in awhile, you make a good funny

[Coyote]

HAHAHAHA NEVER NEVA, quit whoring out the profile

[Yumi Murakami]

Wow. Your logo is wonderful! Did you draw that?

[Prokofy Neva]

My logo is the Ravenglass Rentals logo created by Wisper Patel which I commissioned perhaps a year or so ago, no I can't draw like that.

[Brace]

Can I put my booty up on your profile? I'll pay whatever it takes and outbid ANYONE!!!

Plus your profile views will quadruple with my sessy buns up there ;)~~~

[Allana Dion]

Tell you what Prok... We're having a Dom/sub auction at the Forum club on halloween. Why don't you come on over and we'll strap ya down on the auction block and you can auction off yourself to the highest bidder. Who knows... you could be our biggest seller.
(link is to new profile pic ad)
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l113/allanadion/Prokspic.jpg

[Prokofy Neva]

No, thanks, I don't believe in auctions of people. I oppose violence and slavery.

What I'm offering here in my RENT ME ad isn't my avatar and his presence and his being strapped down -- ugh -- but merely the SPACE on my profile. It's like a sandwhich board, not a day in a BDSM cell.

BTW, I remember I reluctantly agreed to take part in this Katrina relief where I offered a free rental for 30 days. Others were auctioning off themselves on a date. The "entire IRC channel" as they dubbed themselves came and took the free rental and somehow imagined this was renting me -- they used the land to endlessly harangue and harass me with FIC parody pictures, a fake camp chair, etc.

[Allana Dion]

Relax Prok, it's a joke lol. And actually most people are planning to auction off creations or their time for teaching something anyway, so you'd fit right in. Don't worry, the "violence and slavery" are entirely optional.

[Prokofy Neva]

I'm perfectly relaxed Allana and I realize it's a joke but I never miss a chance to oppose an intellectually-indefensible doctrine : )

[Kajetan]

Very doll!

[Petronilla]

nice work!

[Tadeusz]

Jade will say they didn’t choose

[Valerian]

Hello good design. Very nice.

[Bruno]

ok

[Jake reitveld]

Ohh Brilliant Viral Marketing in SL!