Nobody Watch 10

I really got a good laugh out of the fuming little Nobody Fugazi today!

He's now blocked his entire site from me even *reading* it. With a dumb-ass message as follows:

HaHA! We caught you doing something forbidden. Now we could close our eyes... or you could just go away. We're more comfortable with you going away. Cannibalism is forbidden in most parts of the world, too. We wouldn't want to have to come visit you, [IP address], but in case we do - we are partial to horseradish. Please have some available.

What a complete retard ROFL.

I've heard of people blocking you from comments, banning you from sites, but this takes a page right out of the Lindens, who blocked me from even reading "General". I always found that hilarious. Block somebody from reading? On the *Internet*??? Something that is a public site, i.e. not a private family blog or an institutional fee-paid site? On the INTERNET???

When I asked the Lindens why I was blocked from "General," one said to me blandly, "Because that's where they attack you the most." Like, Uri's theory of my being put in protective custody, not permabanned, was correct ROLF. My delicate eyes would never be strained, nor my heart muscles.

Nobody is a total ass. Pompous, pretentious, neuralgic -- the very model of the partially-educated provincial intellectual rampant on the Internet -- there are so many. The busy-bodies who edit Wikipedia. The blogsters with mediocre copy and pretentious titles like "Know Prose". It's a veritable Vanity Fair lol.

Nobody has *got* to be kidding if he thinks I can't go to read his turgid text on one of my many clients' computers or an Internet cafe or whatever. But, of course, that would take planning in my busy day -- "Note to self, read Nobody's blog *and* post to it from an international institution whose IP he dare not block because some of his loyal readers might be coming in from the same address*. ROFL.

Nobody has also gotten a burr up his saddle about someone he said is trolling. He thinks someone has used my name, or not used my name -- he can't be sure.

I remember once posting to his site long ago, and despite adding up the numbers (a controlling little busy-body tic he has is having you add up numbers, not type letters to prevent spam) it didn't post. I figured he had me pre-banned or something. Then much later, I added something to an old blog -- and noticed in a few areas that there was somebody posting who sounded like me and talked about socialism and such, but actually wasn't me. That was fascinating. I think I left one or two posts yesterday, but I believe I signed them -- poor Nobody, in a twist about who is attacking his warmed-over Marxism.

Anyway, I think it's important to fight the Nobody's of the Internet who invade spaces, forums, worlds with their agenda to take over by sheer persistence or sheer aggressive know-it-all-ness. Angel Fluffy. Traxx Hathor. I wage little dedicated campaigns against these takeover artists when I can spare the time. I think it's part of fighting the good fight and keeping the Metaverse free for all of us.

So the news watch never stops, but Nobody Watch may have to retire for a time until I can either read part of his blogations on Planet SL (hehehe he can't stop me from doing that!) or whenever.

What a pretentious little penguin.

Comments

[Anna]

I'm a bit confused, how is Nobody trying to take over the "world"? Btw, using the word "retard" is a little offensive to those of us with mentally and physically handicapped family members.

[Prokofy Neva]

Oh, don't worry, Anna, the word "retard" isn't being used about your disabled family members, it's being used about Nobody : )

And knock it off with the political correctness. If you are going to be politically correct, you need to say, "disabled" and not "handicapped" BTW.

As for Nobody, he won't be taking over the world NOW that I've got him in my sites muahahahaha.

[Anna]

Huh, I guess I'll just have to ask my 17 year old wheelchair bound brother which word he prefers. As for Nobody, I'm still confused as to how he is taking over the world. Is he pulling the strings behind the war in Iraq? Is he committing genocide? What exactly is he doing to take over the world? Wait, i got it! He has a few world leaders locked in his basement! Or maybe just the lindens?

[Prokofy Neva]

Go ahead and ask. BTW, I once had a daughter named Anna, as it happens. She was born prematurely, and suffered from cerebral palsy and other disabilities. I gave everything I had to keep her alive, but she died. She would have been retarded and sitting in a wheelchair by me right now, in fact.

Please, don't try to outgun me on things like this.

And I will use the word "retard" *when and where I wish*.

You, however, can fuck off, until you provide your Second Life name.

And ask yourself, how much emotional blackmailing, and emotional manipulation, you've done all your life, merely because life accidently dealt you a card that had a disabled brother on it. Ask yourself, and feel some humiliation for your wrongful behaviour. Just because somebody uses the word "retard" or "retarded" about someone behaving like an ass doesn't mean they have somehow harmed people suffering from retardation, or their relatives. That is just plain ridiculous, and part of the hysterical political correctness that so hobbles our RL and SL.

You've gotten all the mileage out of this Internet histrionics you're going to get.

[Prokofy Neva]

Readers may be interested to note, that after this post, this bitch contacted me inworld, and here's the convo:

"Anna Spearmann: hey, dumbass, anna is my SL name. and you never did answer the actual question.
Prokofy Neva: Good! then put your full name "Anna Spearmann," and stop engaging in your cheap emotional blackmail.
Prokofy Neva: And your brother is retarded, just like my daughter was retarded, and the word can be used for the disabled, and it can be used for those likely not disabled, but behaving as such, and you need to GET OVER yourself in the biggest way.
Prokofy Neva: Go take your "drama-free zone" elsewhere. Mute!"

As for "answering the question," for all you fellow literalist tekkie wikinistas out there, when you describe someone as "taking over the world," you mean, well, taking over the world we are in, "about which we're talking about," in the inimitable words of Firesign Theater.

If you have to confuse that with Iraq or foreign leaders in basements, well...I leave you with...Jarod Garod, CEO of Basement Pirates, follow the signs to his dungeon...

[Gem]

Oh my god...

Ya' is a fuckin' weird ass blogger, mange. Damn, that chatlog make you look even worse. Do you smear on the wrong foundation when puttin' yer makeup on on purpose?