And then she whipped out a penis gun...which made for a colourful abuse report...
Like I said, I can always smell trouble coming -- this person's name was "Here's Awhitness" and she was complaining -- when she TP'd me to Linden land I realized it was contrived.
Imagine, keeping a penis gun at the ready for situations like this LOL.
[21:07] whitness7732: (Saved Fri Jan 25 00:05:43 2013)hello I have a problem
[21:14] Prokofy Neva: can you leave a detailed message and state your location
[21:15] whitness7732: eh, I just refunded..
[21:15] whitness7732: even though I had the rental a little less than an hour
[21:15] whitness7732: I was tired of having my rezzed stuff returned
[21:15] Prokofy Neva: eh, fortunately you can do that in my self-service rentals with info cards in the rental boxes : )
[21:15] whitness7732: so I took a 100L cut. :/
[21:15] Prokofy Neva: perhaps you didn't read about how you have to join the group to prevent autoreturn
[21:15] whitness7732: I did join the group
[21:15] whitness7732: and I am wearing the tag
[21:15] Prokofy Neva: which sim were you on
[21:16] whitness7732: I'm not a complete dope
[21:16] whitness7732: winnipeg
[21:16] Prokofy Neva: well there wouldn't be any reason for the prims to return there
[21:16] Prokofy Neva: did you join Ravenglass Rentals and not Ravenglass HELP
[21:16] whitness7732: indeed certainly did
[21:16] whitness7732: my tag read revenglass tenant
[21:16] whitness7732: s*
[21:17] whitness7732: I'm not that much of an SL idiot.
[21:17] whitness7732: I did as what was instructed on the notecard
[21:17] whitness7732: didn't work
[21:17] Prokofy Neva: well, there is no reason for that u nless you put your prims on Linden water?
[21:17] Prokofy Neva: makes no sense
[21:17] Prokofy Neva: build is not turned off there
[21:17] Prokofy Neva: build is turned on
[21:17] Prokofy Neva: you just rez prims
[21:18] whitness7732: well.. I don't know what to tell you
[21:18] Prokofy Neva: let me look at the lot where you were
[21:18] whitness7732: I rezzed multiple items
[21:18] whitness7732: all of which were returned.
[21:18] whitness7732: within minutes
[21:18] whitness7732: might want to check the land out.
[21:18]
[21:18] Prokofy Neva: This is Governor Linden's land
[21:18] Prokofy Neva: you can't rez on this land
[21:19] Prokofy Neva: this is not something you can rent, the rental is next to this
[21:19] whitness7732: well why is there a box for payment then?
[21:19] Prokofy Neva: because there's a parcel for rent next to this?
[21:19] Prokofy Neva: duh
[21:19] whitness7732: oh how the heck is anyone supposed to know that?
[21:19] Prokofy Neva: the Lindens put land in odd places, what can you do
[21:19] whitness7732: look at where the rental box is located.
[21:19] Prokofy Neva: you can look at the top of the screen? Where it says "Ravenglass" or "Governor Linden"
[21:19] whitness7732: Umm, tell them to kindly fuck off
[21:19] whitness7732: uh huh
[21:19] whitness7732: indeed I see that.
[21:20] Prokofy Neva: um, the rental box is at the edge of the property dear
[21:20] whitness7732: so were should I have rezzed my crap then?
[21:20] whitness7732: where*
[21:20] Prokofy Neva: now do you have a problem? or do you just have a rant?
[21:20] whitness7732: Well it is a problem
[21:20] whitness7732: when I pay for said property
[21:20] whitness7732: and I don't even know where its located.
[21:20] whitness7732: I would definitely say thats a problem
[21:20] Prokofy Neva: look, the rental box is on the parcel that is available
[21:20] Prokofy Neva: obviously Linden Land isn't for rent
[21:20] Prokofy Neva: you could look at the top of the screen
[21:21] Prokofy Neva: well you join the group, turn on "property owwners' -- there's one clue
[21:21] Prokofy Neva: but you sound like this isn't the rental for you : )
[21:21] Prokofy Neva: you sound very high maintenance as you find fault with others easily
[21:21] Prokofy Neva: so move along then, that's a good girl
[21:21] whitness7732: well I would like to have the other 100L I got jipped of
[21:21] whitness7732: Wow, holy shit.
[21:21] whitness7732: I know you aren't from the states.
[21:22] whitness7732: I will be on my way after I'm returned the 100L that was taken from me
[21:22] whitness7732: and we can both run along
[21:22] Prokofy Neva: Well, you know, I might have been willing to refund that or ask you to rent again and refund it
[21:22] Prokofy Neva: but you are being SUCH a bitch that I think I'll forego that courtesy
[21:22] whitness7732: Excuse me?
[21:22] Prokofy Neva: because you can't see an obvious parcel for rent, and step back up the hill and go on to Linden land that is here
[21:22] whitness7732: Oh its a tad funny, since I know someone who personally works at Linden Labs
[21:22] Prokofy Neva: you can't look at the top of the screen, if you are smart enough to join a group
[21:22] Prokofy Neva: Good!
[21:22] Prokofy Neva: then you run to them and complain to your HEART'S CONTENT
[21:23] whitness7732: Are you normally an asshole?
[21:23] Prokofy Neva: because it is not a violation of the TOS not to refund someone a *cancellation fee* or indeed any rent at all
[21:23] Prokofy Neva: be thankful y ou got at least that
[21:23] Prokofy Neva: Are you?
[21:23] whitness7732: I wonder how many people come here and get screwed by you
[21:23] Prokofy Neva: Um, nobody? I've had dozens of people here for eight years
[21:23] Prokofy Neva: in that entire time, nobody bitched that they couldn't rez on Linden land LOL
[21:24] whitness7732: whats the difference?
[21:24] Prokofy Neva: Now like I said, move along, SL is a big place, find another rental, there's a duck
[21:24] whitness7732: why is there a boundary line now?
[21:24] whitness7732: duck?
[21:24] whitness7732: I wish you would speak proper english
[21:24] whitness7732: all of this is linden land technically.
[21:24] whitness7732: perhaps there should be a meets and bounds of property
[21:25] Prokofy Neva: mkay, well go and tell your Linden friends about these remarkable discoveries you've made!
[21:25] whitness7732: you are a penis
[21:27] whitness7732: I wish I had a douche gun
[21:28] whitness7732: wow... you are so powerful...
[21:28] whitness7732: being the SL asshole you are.
[21:28] whitness7732: don't worry I got your name
How do you manage to find these prize specimens or how do they manage to find you? How do some of them manage to get dressed (in SL or RL) without injury? Real life landlordship has many strange and eccentric individuals on both sides of the transaction, but it took Second Life to discover the ur-form or platonic ideal of the perfectly unpleasant tenant.
Posted by: Ahab Qvetcher | January 25, 2013 at 05:05 PM